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ffcyz
04:03
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ffcyz
now guess what, you motherfuckers out there
listening to my songs
is like witnessing the Christmas morning of a 5-year-old
whose mom is the CEO of Toys R' Us
i think the album could - no, it should have been better
doesn't rock as much as i wanted it to
it sounds kinda flat although i wanted it real fat
and i sound like a prat, not a cool cat - what's that?
whatdidyouexpec? some kind of hip hop pet sounds?
sergeant pepper with a fat ass beat? (yeah right)
ain't reinventing the wheel, not revealing a new reel
with zeal and the power to heal the stagnancy that i feel
no - we! my buddy gavin and i, yeah we'll make it right, yeah
and you people can be part of it with lust or with spite
every second of the day i'm gonna make your life bright
-er, gimme the lighter, i wanna fight ya sucka mcs, ya
da hofmeister c is in da house
and you'd better get used to it, dork!
if you think this song is ffc - you're right
what i say is not what i wanna hear
if you think this song is ffc - you're right
you might think this song is ffc and I agree
"you're a badass MC" that's what I wanna hear
i guess you might call it midlife crisis
yeah, I’ve run out of booze, but i still know where the ice is
ze fish goes hip hop - R.A.P. - that's me
a selfmade master of ceremony
almost forty but i got tons of dem skills
and the other MCs are just Benny Hills
don't need no weed, don't need no pills
because i'm true and pure the ladies go schmilz-schmilz-schmilz
(yeah, the ladies go schmilz)
this might sound more confident, more self-reliant than i really am
although i do know what they will say, i don’t really give a damn
“not really” means, however, that i know i ain’t the mc
that the world has waited for and i must say that i agree
still i defy the laws of hip hop, still i put myself to test
after all the saying goes that for the wicked ain't no rest
now ridicule me, laugh at me and beg me to stop my show
but i'm still hoping that
[it ain't necessarily so]
if you think this song is ffc - you're right
what i say is not what i wanna hear
if you think this song is ffc - you're right
if you think this song is ffc - you're right
what i say is not what i wanna hear
if you think this song is ffc - you're right
if you believe that you find an mc who is better than
da one and only hofmeister c (which is me) i'll say "behold!"
but then again if you don't find one i say "remember what i told
ya!"
and i'd want you to say sorry and debase yourself
i'd want you to go down on your knees and let me slap your face
not that i'm a sadist or a rapist, but you'd be the queerest
now run, forrest! run, forrest! run, forrest! run!
phew, what's happening to me? i'm all in sweat
it seems it's not healthy for me to diss and beset
someone who's not even existent, someone who's not even there
all this is so inconsistent, almost too much for me to bear
so i guess the one i'm fighting is the man in the mirror
but thanks to whoever-i-could-thank-for-that i've got my very own pyrrha
she's the one that makes me stand firm on the planks of my ark
the one that effuses immense masses of light when it's dark
she's the one who tells me what is possible and what is not
she thinks that i'm a good man, but she doesn't think i'm a god
but i do!
i'm not saying i'm anything less than that
i'm not fishing for compliments, i'm not cutting the crap
i rap! i rap! i rap!
did you really think
those words were mine
that I diminish myself
fuck off & finish yourself
did you really think
those words were mine
(now check this out)
i can't be beaten
'cause i ain't competin'
don't belong to no scene
'cause my scene is just me
and if you wanna join i'll be gone
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friction of an exhibitionist
i was just wonderin' what to talk about
something you might like
and then i thought
why not just reflect on the process
of writing rap lyrics when you're not used to it
here i go - i'm stuck already
amidst the inability of creating a substantial rap song
call me mc loss for words, might not be round for long
i'm sure that's what you expected from someone
who is not in the scene, tries hard to be mean
drops a "motherfucker" here and there
should rather sing along to "come on eileen"
but hey - here i am and i'm here for good
i'm sure i'm not rapping as good as i should
but you know what?
i don't care
i don't care
i don't care
(and i don't give a damn)
cause nobody's forcin' me to do what i'm doing now
and i'm confident enough that i'll work it out somehow
so far i've managed doin' all the things i wanted to do
tell me please why should i fail now? tell me please why should i do
anything like that? why should i fuck up?
i pluck up my courage
yeah, c'mon now - do you get the message?
and the message ain't love, it ain't one of affection
'cause this is my show and that's why i'm the main attraction
da hofmeister c - yeah, that's me
and i do guarantee that my hip hop degree
is squealing with glee from forehead to my knee
and down to my toes and back to my nose to my groin!
what about you? guess i'm flipping a coin
you're dead, i'm sorry
but you needn't have to worry
cause i will let you live
i am not in a hurry
might be even worse for you to see and hear
that i'm the genius, i'm the pinnacle of your fear
despite the fact that i'm the new mc in town
i turn those frowns of the many disbelievers upside down
[diana ross]
i was raised in the eighties, so me and my mateys
were witnesses to the raise of the rap
hip hop or whatever you might wanna call it - does it matter?
i don't really care, classification is just chatter
run dmc and the beastie boys were the first bands of choice
so at the top of our voices we demanded our right to party
we walked this way and we believed in the illuminati
heutzutage ist hip hop nur noch dicke hose,
quatsch mit sosse, dicke ketten, dicke titten, dicke knarren
insgesamt substanzlose scheiße
mit 'nem riesengroßen image drumherum
wer braucht das, wer findet das gut?
wer ist so arm, dass er sich darüber definieren muss?
wer hat so kleine eier und wer glaubt so 'nen stuss?
ganz besonders schlimm ist der rotz, der da kommt aus berlin
für sowas hab ich kein verständnis und 'ne pulle strychnin
hier - wenn du aggro bist, dann holt dich das runter
immer munter, hau weg, die kagge, jawoll
mann, kotzt ihr mich an. wie armselig kann man eigentlich sein?
eure mütter könnten glatt eure schwestern sein
whatever
i'm neither here to save the world nor the dignity of hip hop
i'm running out of words, so maybe i should
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opportunities
03:49
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opportunities
when i wake up in the morning
it's the same every day
it's just piss, eat, wash, dress, go to work
hey
it's not as if i have another life in the bag
like some instant coffee, instant life
what
is the consequence, what could be my goal?
i've been to many places in the world
but not to the south pole, not to the north pole
never gone to no hooker, never been on the dole
should i take every drug that is around?
should i love as many babes as i can? should i found
a big company that makes me real rich?
should i have myself tattooed?
should i have sex with a midget?
should i go to see limp bizkit
or the rolling stones
leave cologne, go to new york to rest my bones?
should i take this microphone, shove it up my ass
or should i let this opportunity pass
(once again)
when i look at the weather
it's the same every year
it's just rain, snow, rain, sun, clouds, rain
hey
it's not as if i have another life in the bag
like some instant soup, instant life
what
can i strive for, what is there for me to do
i've spent a lot of bucks on things but only left pee and poo
should i write a book myself? should i quit my job?
should i join the foreign legion? call myself Bob?
should i dye my hair blonde? should i buy a pet
or order viagra on the internet?
should i drive faster than allowed? should i join the crowd?
should i be real proud of my life or should i
drop out?
or would this be a cop-out?
would it mean i'm too weak to make something of my life
now should i take this microphone and shove it up my ass
or should i let this opportunity pass
(once again)
when i wake up in the morning
it's the same every day
it's just piss, eat, wash, dress, go to work
hey
it's not as if i have another life in the bag
like some instant coffee, instant life
what?
what?
what? what?
what.
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